Man Gets Carpet Cleaning Ball Stuck Up His Keister

Oops, looks like we have another “accident.” A 51-year-old man had to be rushed to hospital after getting a baseball-sized “carpet cleaning ball” stuck in his keister. After failing to remove the ball himself using a screwdriver and a spoon, the man turned up to the E-R in excruciating pain. The hospital reports that the man told doctors that he’d inserted the ball two days earlier to ‘treat his hemorrhoids’, but doctors at the hospital found no evidence that he suffered from hemorrhoids. Ultimately, the doctors had to use an electric drill to puncture the ball and break it into three parts. This retrieval inspired the boys in the back.

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