According to a new study published in the “International Journal of Surgery Case Reports” an unnamed man fractured his entire schlong during “vigorous” sex with his wife, causing it to swell up and blood to leak from the tip. The case was unusual because the 44-year-old damaged not only two of the erectile tissues in his ding dong, but also his urethra. When the man arrived at the emergency room, three hours after the incident, his blood dripping wenis was swollen like an eggplant. And we have footage from the man’s emergency room visit.

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