Strippers Think They Should Be Financial Advisors

Strippers are now claiming they can understand financial markets better than the bankers we rely on for economic know-how. The gyrating women say strip clubs are ‘sadly a leading indicator’ of economic health. When the economy is thriving with continued growth, they see lots of money. And when the money starts drying up, they know the country is headed for another downturn. And right now, because the clubs are nearly empty, they warn that we are entering a recession. Of course, a lot of strip clubs are now capitalizing on the financial expertise of their dancers.

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