Well, new research has found a connection between nose and penis size. The research was done by the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine in Japan. The study measured the size of 126 male corpses’ reproductive organs and did find a link between nose size and ‘stretched penile length’, meaning the length of the member when pulled up vertically to replicate erection size. The results: those with larger noses had bigger schlongs. And for this A-lister, this news is music to his ears.

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