Randy: 4  Brad: 1

QUESTIONS

1. The Los Angeles Rams were led to a Super Bowl victory by quarterback Matthew Stafford but which of his teammates was named MVP of the big game?
2. One of the more exciting stories of the 2022 MLB season was Albert Pujols’ joining the 700 home run club, but how many did he finish with?
3. It wasn’t such a fond farewell for Coach K at Duke after his team got eliminated by what arch rival in the Final Four?
4. It may have taken until June 26th, but eventually the Tampa Bay Lightning fell to this team in the Stanley Cup Final.
5. This athlete is considered one of the best to ever do it, winning 23 titles, and she played her final match in the 2022 US Open
6. In 2022, Forbes announced there were three athletes who had a net worth of more than $1 billion dollars, they were Tiger Woods, LeBron James, and who else?
7. This slugging first basemen joined the 3,000 hit club back in April when his Tigers played the Rockies
8. The sporting world was rocked by a few different cheating scandals this year, but only this sport had a scandal involving a vibrating butt plug
9. Steph Curry won the MVP while leading the 3-seed Golden State Warriors to an NBA title after beating this Eastern Conference rival in six games.
10. We lost one of the all-time greats in 2022 back in August when the man a lot of people considered The Voice of Summer passed away at the age of 94. 
11. TIEBREAKER: The Minnesota Timberwolves made the playoffs for just the second time since 2004 in 2022 and they lost to the Memphis Grizzlies in how many games?

ANSWERS

1. Cooper Kupp
2. 703
3. North Carolina
4. Colorado Avalanche
5. Serena Williams
6. Michael Jordan
7. Miguel Cabrera
8. Chess
9. Boston Celtics
10. Vin Scully
11. 6

Ryan Shaver: 6 – Randy Shaver: 1

QUESTIONS

1. This bear was originally from Peru, but he is most known because of his home from England where has a blue jacket and a red hat.
2. James Bond is a legendary pop culture figure out of the UK and everyone is speculating as to who will play him next, but what actor played him first?
3. Everybody knew someone in the 90s and 2000s that always insisted on doing an impression of this movie character that was a James Bond parody.
4. He never got to meet his parents Lily and James and spent his early life in a closet under the stairs but he turned out to be a hell of an important wizard.
5. This video game series which was later turned a film series, stars a highly intelligent and athletic British archaeologist named Lara Croft
6. This title character had his own TV show and a couple movies after Rowan Atkinson created the gimmick when he was in college
7. AFC Richmond is the team that Jason Sudeki’s character is tasked with coaching in this hit show on Apple TV
8. Sherlock may be the one that gets all the fame and attention, but he couldn’t do it without this faithful sidekick.
9. The Griswolds head to Europe in the sequel to Vacation, and at one point Clark gets caught in a round-a-bout and continually points out what well-known landmark in London?
10. Simon Pegg plays the title character in this popular horror comedy about a zombie apocalypse in England
11. TIEBREAKER! Keep your eyes peeled to the sky if you need help with misbehaving kids because this nanny might come floating down with an umbrella to help

ANSWERS:

1. Paddington – The movie Paddington 2 has the highest ever rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is the best rated movie of all time.
2. Sean Connery – The internet blew up recently when it was announced that the classic game Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 will be released online soon.
3. Austin Powers – The fourth film keeps getting pitched but there is no word yet on if Mike Meyers gets around to wanting to do it.
4. Harry Potter – Daniel Radcliffie, who played Potter in the movies said that he moved onto a bigger life after being Harry.
5. Tomb Raider – In the 1990s there were always rumors about a alleged “Nude Raider” code where Lara would be naked, but much to the dismay of horny gamers everywhere, the rumors were not true.
6. Mr Bean – Bean is a Brit, but he is beloved worldwide. The original show has aired in over 190 countries.
7. Ted Lasso- Although a totally fictional team, you can now buy all sorts of AFC Richmond merchandise and even play as them in the newest version of FIFA.
8. Watson – Plenty of actors have portrayed Watson, but most recently it was Jude Law who starred alongside Robert Downey Junior
9. Big Ben – The creator of the series John Hughes said the studio was begging him to do a sequel but he refused but gave them the go-ahead to do it without him. He would later return for the third film Christmas Vacation
10. Shaun of the Dead – Before landing on the title Shaun of the Dead, the movie was called Tea Time of the Dead.
11. TIEBREAKER: Mary Poppins

Brad: 4 – Randy: 3

QUESTIONS

1. It was a Monday all the way back in 1907 when this individually wrapped chocolate treat made by Hersey was introduced.
2. While this comic strip may not have debuted on a Monday, this lasagna-loving feline is well-known for hating himself a Monday. 
3. On a Monday in 1969 in California Diana Ross introduced this young five-person musical act to audiences for the very first time. 
4. It is kinda fitting this time-wasting website was launched on a Monday to give people a full work week of slacking off while watching videos. 
5. This iconic cartoon character started small on a Monday in 1903 with just a short comic strip but now the guy has a few of his own worlds across the globe. 
6. Back on Monday, August 3rd 1936 this famous Olympian won the first of his four gold medals in the Summer Games in Berlin
7. The first episode of Total Request live on MTV aired on a Monday in 1998 and was hosted by this current member of the NBC Today Show
8. It was on a Monday in 1959 when this iconic doll line was introduced and sparked generations of young boys to look up her skirt to see if she was anatomically correct. 
9. This stadium had been around for 112 years before a Monday in August in 1988 when they played their first-ever night game. 
10. It was Monday, September 4, 1995 when WCW NItro aired for the first time at what shopping mall?
11. TIEBREAKER: Late-night infomercials changed forever on a Monday in 1977 when this hair-growing “pet” was released

ANSWERS

1. Hershey Kiss
2. Garfield
3. Jackson 5
4. YouTube
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Jesse Owens
7. Carson Daly
8. Barbie
9. Wrigley Field
10. Mall of America
11. TIEBREAKER: Chia Pet

Randy: 5 – Brad: 4.

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QUESTIONS

1. This beautiful actress from That 70s Show and Family Guy was born in 1983, a day Ashley wishes never happened because she is now married to Ashton Kuetcher. 
2. Scarface was a huge hit in 1983 and featured Al Pacino snorting enough cocaine to kill an elephant as this famous character. 
3. This iconic rock band appeared before the media in September of 1983. This typically wouldn’t be news since they had been all over the world for about a decade, but this was the first time without their signature makeup. 
4. One fun fact about the 1983 World Series is that it was the first Fall Classic since 1956 where the two teams didn’t use air travel since these two teams were about 100 miles apart. 
5. The biggest hit song of 1983 was recently named the “most played song in the history of radio” and it also won three Grammys for The Police
6. I pity the fool that doesn’t remember that this show featuring characters like Murdock, Faceman, Baracus, and Hannibal debuted in 1983. 
7. 1983 was a big year for this actor. Not only did he get married, but he starred in the No. 1 movie of the year, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. 
8. The New York sewer system experienced a 6.7 million gallon flush hike immediately after the series finale of this show, still the most watched finale of all-time. 
9. This singer was literally on fire in 1983 when his hair went up in flames while filming in a Pepsi commercial. 
10. The movie Vacation came out in 1983 and saw the Griswold family loading up the family truckster to go to what fictional amusement park? 
11. TIEBREAKER: The 1983 NFL season was notable because teams only played 9 regular season games…how come?

ANSWERS

1. Mila Kunis
2. Tony Montana 
3. Kiss
4. Philadelphia Phillies and Baltimore Orioles
5. Every Breath You Take
6. The A-Team
7. Harrison Ford
8. MASH
9. Michael Jackson
10. Wally World
11. TIEBREAKER: Strike shortened season

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