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Dad Fights 69 + 29: Legendary Female Athletes Quiz

Dad Fights 69 + 29: Legendary Female Athletes Quiz

Final Score: Randy 5 – Brad 4

QUESTIONS

  1. This two-time World Cup champion scored 158 goals in her US career and has a last name that might make you hungry for a sandwich.
  2. You may have seen this gold medalist doing commercials for Subway recently, in fact her height if measured in footlong Subway subs would be just over 4-and-a-half subs at 4-foot 8-inches tall.
  3. Brad had a front row seat at Target Center for some of this athlete’s best performances where she would perform at halftime on a unicycle while balancing bowls on her head.
  4. This “Ninth Wonder of the World” is the only woman to ever hold the WWE Intercontinental Championship but you pervs probably know her because she posed in Playboy.
  5. Josh’s softball-loving daughter had a poster on her wall growing up of this gold medalist pitcher.
  6. Before winning gold medals and World Cups, you could have traveled down 35W and saw her train at Buck Hill in Burnsville.
  7. This speedster was a pioneer for women in her sport and you could always tell it was her when you turned on TV and saw her recognizable GoDaddy car.
  8. This gold medal athlete literally did a front flip off the mound recently after throwing out the first pitch in front of her hometown fans at Target Field.
  9. Some folks say this two-time NCAA champion and gold medalist was even better than her little brother who was also pretty good at hoops himself.
  10. This tennis legend won 39 major titles in her career, or 40 if you count her victory over Bobby Riggs in the Battle of the Sexes.

TIEBREAKER

  1. Minnesota Gopher and Lynx legend Lindsay Whalen grew up in what Minnesota town?

ANSWERS

  1. Mia Hamm – Mia is married to former shortstop Nomar Garciaparra. The two have three children together and I am sure there is no pressure there for them to be great athletes.
  2. Simone Biles – She was a natural gymnast from the start. She taught herself how to do backflips off mailboxes at five years old.
  3. Red Panda – She started doing NBA games in 1993 on Thanksgiving Day after an act canceled at the last minute. In 2018 her unicycle got stolen and she had to make one using spare parts. After hearing the story the Golden State Warriors bought her a new one.
  4. Chyna – She was also the first ever woman to compete in the Royal Rumble back before they had a separate Rumble for women.
  5. Jennie Finch – Time Magazine called her the most famous softball player in history. She retired in 2010 but still pops up on ESPN to do commentary during the college softball World Series.
  6. Lindsey Vonn – She was already on skis at the age of two. Her family moved from Burnsville to Colorado in the early 90s so she could concentrate on skiing.
  7. Danica Patrick – Danica was in the news recently when she told a story about her and then-boyfriend doing a bunch of drugs down in Peru.
  8. Suni Lee – She is now competing at Auburn and also appeared on Dancing With the Stars after the 2020 Olympics and finished 5th.
  9. Cheryl Miller – This even came up in an episode of Seinfeld where Elaine kept referring to Reggie Miller as “Cheryl’s younger brother.”
  10. Billie Jean King – The match was held at the Astrodome in 1973 and was viewed by more than 50 million people in the US alone.

TIEBREAKER

  1. Hutchinson

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PHOTOS: 2022 Half-Assed Morning Show Booze Cruise

PHOTOS: 2022 Half-Assed Morning Show Booze Cruise

Photo credit: Justin Treberg

Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Bless The Mood’ Song For New Arena At Texas

Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Bless The Mood’ Song For New Arena At Texas

Actor and University of Texas Minister of Culture Matthew McConaughey attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony for their new arena Moody Center. McConaughey spoke at the event and then sang a song “Bless The Mood” where he tried to get Texas fans to sing back to him, but no one did!

[KXAN]

EAON- Lesson No.1 Music Video

EAON- Lesson No.1 Music Video

Local band EAON released their newest music video today for their song Lesson Number 1! If you like the song you can check them out this Saturday (10/9/2021) at Route 47 Pub & Grub with local powerhouse Cold Kingdom, Johnnyrook and Hawk. Tickets are $15 at the door and they open at 8 pm.

Half-Assed Morning Show: Listener Pet Photos

Half-Assed Morning Show: Listener Pet Photos

Send your pet photos to [email protected]! We might just post your photo to our social media accounts and to our listener pet gallery here on 93X.com

 

Create Your Own Dad Fights Intro Song

Create Your Own Dad Fights Intro Song

Every Friday Randy Shaver and Brad Ruiter battle it out in trivia during Dad Fights, and we\’re looking for listener-created Dad Fights intro songs to play each week!

Here\’s what we\’re looking for explained in 3 easy steps:

Step 1: Either record your own intro song (original lyrics and melody), OR you can download the instrumental intro file below and dub your own lyrics over the melody. (shout out to local band Ninja Sex Party for providing the instrumental intro audio!)

Step 2: Email your finished intro song as an MP3 file to [email protected] and make sure to include your name, jesus nickname and the city you live in

Step 3: Listen to Dad Fights on the Half-Assed Morning Show each Friday – we might just play the intro you created and submitted!


Instrumental Intro with Lead

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Instrumental Intro without Lead

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Listen to Ross’ Final Show

Listen to Ross’ Final Show

After 13 years, Ross decided to “retire” from 93X. Despite the numerous jokes and digs at his expense over the years, Ross has been an integral part of of the 93X family and we will miss him terribly. Listen below to Ra Ra Ra’s final show, or listen anywhere you get your podcasts.

Our Studio Under Blacklight

Our Studio Under Blacklight

After we found out that our phones are COVERED in bacteria, Scene Clean Jesus and Shesus pulled out their black light, and gave our studio a once-over.  For the most part, it was a pretty clean place… Until we looked under the desk.  Wowzers… Somebody had fun.

Note: The white stains are ‘organic materiel,’ which we cannot confirm, nor deny is semen.


Local Band EAON’s Teaser Video With Wappel

Local Band EAON’s Teaser Video With Wappel

Photo Credit: YouTube- @EAON

About a year ago Wappel from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show was invited by local band EAON to be a part of their music video for their song 87 seconds. He’s now been vindicated because they made a teaser for their new music coming out with Wappel as the lead singer and you have to see the ending. Thank you to Ian Combs who produced the music at River Rocks Studio and of course Blayne, Kyle, and Evan in EAON. Check out their newest song “Happy” which will be available to listen to Wednesday the 11th.


Here’s the video of 87 seconds that Wappel was originally cut out of and actually has a good singer, Blayne

Impaler’s Christmas Card

Impaler’s Christmas Card

Every year, for us, the Christmas season doesn’t really start until we start hearing the Menard’s Christmas jingle… and we get our holiday car from local metal musicians, Impaler.  We got that card yesterday. And, as always, they set the bar high for anyone else who wishes to send us a holiday greeting this festive year.

Thanks guys!  And Merry Krampus!


(Posted with permission from the band)

Waze + Wappel Help You Outsmart Traffic

Waze + Wappel Help You Outsmart Traffic

With help from Waze, Wappel can help you outsmart traffic.

Waze is a community-based GPS system that allows users to update maps when there are delays such as road construction, collisions and road closures.

It helps everyone avoid those areas and make your commute much less stressful.

One of the best parts of this particular GPS system; you can now have Wappel’s voice telling you where to go and which turns to make.

Download Wappel to your Waze app!

Download the free Waze app at www.Waze.com