Over the weekend, we gathered your stupid faces to win free entry to the Half-Assed Morning Show Booze Cruise, and get your face permanently* carved into a block of ice. We’ll pick a winner on Tuesday.
Here’s a smattering of the entries.
THE WINNERS
MR STUPID FACE – CHRIS FROM BELLE PLAINE
MS. STUPID FACE – CRYSTAL FROM ROCKFORD
*Until it melts or is knocked over by a drunk guy
Photo Credit: Twitter- @TomPelissero
93X Half-Assed Morning Show member and KARE 11 News Anchor Randy Shaver crashed his golf cart into the pond at his 2019 Randy Shaver Golf Classic. Monday morning Randy Shaver was driving around the course with photojournalist Jason Steussy. They were shooting video of former Gophers football coach Glenn Mason when they jumped back into the cart. Randy Shaver had the wheels cranked to the right while parked and when they took off the cart drove right into the drink. Randy’s a great athlete, but one thing he can’t do is swim!
[KARE 11]
Another awesome day at the @RSCRCF classic at @RushCreekGC, helping raise money for cancer research and watching @rshaver11 celebrate going #2for2 by taking his golf cart for a swim. pic.twitter.com/W2U3jSt1vD
— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) June 3, 2019
@rshaver11 now @rshaver11 an hour ago. #Survivor pic.twitter.com/g83DKF1AEL
— Belinda Jensen (@BelindaKARE11) June 3, 2019
In the 12 years that Ross has been here, he has revealed some pretty interesting and crazy things. In the spirit of the basketball tournament this month, we pitted the 16 most infamous against each other, and you the brotherhood and sisterhood voted…
Stupid 16– Thursday 9am – Friday at 8am
Master-Eight – Friday 9am – Saturday 8am
WTF Four – Saturday 9am – Sunday Midnight
ChamPeniship – Monday – 5:40am – 9am
We were fortunate enough to do a one-on-one photoshoot with Ross’ pillow girlfriend, Leesa.
Today, in another edition of “Working with Wappel,” we sent him up to Blaine to pick up dog poop with Lindsay, the owner and operator of Turdy Jobs. She specializes in the removal of the fecal matter from dogs, cats, ferrets, turtles, and other animals. We thought this was a great oppor-poo-nity to get Wappel out into the workforce. He almost got poo in his mouth, almost dropped his phone in a turd, but had a pretty good time.
Wappel is out doing another edition of Working with Wappel, this time with the Eagan Police Department.
During our neXt2rock battle of the bands last weekend, we got to meet a local band called Hot Pink Hangover. Just when we thought they couldn’t possibly be any nicer, they go and do something like this.
They wrote a theme song from Half-Assed Morning Show! How effing cool is that?!? They’ve summed up the members of the show perfectly, dropped in a Queef or Fart reference and the song kicks ass!
A few weeks ago, we played the Family Feud with three very lovely ladies. One of them, the sexy 18-year-old Ciara, stole our hards, i mean hearts with one little phrase.
“Kangaroo Panties.”
– Ross
And, of course, we remixed it.