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Wappel Working With Turdy Jobs

Wappel Working With Turdy Jobs

Today, in another edition of “Working with Wappel,” we sent him up to Blaine to pick up dog poop with Lindsay, the owner and operator of Turdy Jobs.  She specializes in the removal of the fecal matter from dogs, cats, ferrets, turtles, and other animals.  We thought this was a great oppor-poo-nity to get Wappel out into the workforce.  He almost got poo in his mouth, almost dropped his phone in a turd, but had a pretty good time.

[Turdy Jobs]

New HAMS Theme Song!

New HAMS Theme Song!

During our neXt2rock battle of the bands last weekend, we got to meet a local band called Hot Pink Hangover. Just when we thought they couldn’t possibly be any nicer, they go and do something like this.

They wrote a theme song from Half-Assed Morning Show! How effing cool is that?!? They’ve summed up the members of the show perfectly, dropped in a Queef or Fart reference and the song kicks ass!

Ka-Ka–Kangaroo Panties!!

Ka-Ka–Kangaroo Panties!!

A few weeks ago, we played the Family Feud with three very lovely ladies. One of them, the sexy 18-year-old Ciara, stole our hards, i mean hearts with one little phrase.

“Kangaroo Panties.”

– Ross

And, of course, we remixed it.