A kid over at NC State sent a hilarious email to his professor after their team shocked everyone and made the Final Four.
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Calm Cops
During Josh’s News segment, we played some audio of a police officer making a stop and remarked about how unbelievably calm they are in those situations.
Dogs Eating Insects
During the Stupid News, there was a crazy report about insects being found fully intact inside people during colonoscopies. That lead Nick to remember the time his dog ate bees!
St. Paul Saints Named Their Pig
Every year, the Saint Paul Saints like to have fun with their pigs who bring out baseballs to the umpires during innings. They have a contest where people can submit their favorite pig name and then they’ll choose a winner.
Geezer League
Twins legend Dick Bremer kicked off his fourth year of talking Twins baseball with us on HAMS by telling us about how he is starting his own playing career.
Crying
We were talking about the Pixar movie Inside Out and Dana shared a pretty relatable reason why he has never seen it.
Fake Tickets
A woman got fooled by a fake parking ticket and the cops had to point out to her she missed one very obvious sign it was fake.
Anal + Your Car Model
A listener texted in and said if you add the word “anal” in front of your car model it’s always funny. We tested that theory and found out he was right!
Herpe Hands
A woman in Oregon got herpes on her hands from a manicure gone wrong, and for the amount of money she might get, we’re pretty jealous!
Mayor Hoyt vs Pat McAfee
We talked to Farmington Mayor Josh Hoyt about his charity wrestling match over the weekend, and he issued a challenge to Pat McAfee of ESPN/WWE.
Terrifying Children
There is a report Wrestlemania is coming to Minneapolis. So, Dana told the story of a time he terrified an entire plane full of kids when he went to Wrestlemania in college.
Skiing Disaster
We were talking about skiing and Josh told the disastrous story of the first and last time he ever went to the ski slopes.