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Corvette vs Chevette

Corvette vs Chevette

A thief inadvertently stole a bunch of Corvettes. Not to be confused with the Chevette though. Those are very different. 

New Words

New Words

Dictionary.com added a bunch of new words to the dictionary and Josh was VERY confident he knew some of them. 

Awful Breakups

Awful Breakups

We got to talking about awful ways people have been dumped and we learned once again that kids can be the worst. 

Spin-Out Stories

Spin-Out Stories

The snow made for a rough commute Thursday morning, so we were sharing some of our favorite stories about spin-outs during snowstorms. 

Jersey Auction

Jersey Auction

Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild joined us and we talked about the jerseys the team is auctioning off for charity. Marcus has a unique strategy to make sure his goes for a big pile of cash. 

Church Parking Lot

Church Parking Lot

Ashley blew us away today when she revealed what her church parking lot was used for back in the day. 

Puppy Bowl

Puppy Bowl

Since we didn’t care much about the Super Bowl matchup at all, we focused some attention to the Puppy Bowl and it turns out one of the members of the show is a degenerate gambler. 

$31,000 in Scratch-Offs

$31,000 in Scratch-Offs

A dumbass down in Florida decided it would be a great idea to buy $31,000 in scratch-offs with his company card, and that reminded Nick of one of his favorite gags. 

8-Year Old Hero

8-Year Old Hero

An 8-year old was a hero when she saved herself and her baby sister after her dad’s car got carjacked, but one of us doesn’t think they’d be as brave. 

Wrong Gel

Wrong Gel

Josh told a great story about a buddy of his who was so tired, he put something in his hair that was definitely not hair gel. 

Silence Your Phone

Silence Your Phone

Brad’s email notification went off on the air so, being the good friends we are, had no choice but to bust his ball over it. 

All-Star Game

All-Star Game

Over the weekend we learned that Wolves coach Chris Finch will be coaching the Western Conference All-Stars next weekend, and he had the perfect joke about him being the coach.