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Singing the Rules

Singing the Rules

A story in the Stupid News reminded Nick of the time he went on a cruise and the hilariously awful way they announced the rules of the boat. 

Getting 86’d

Getting 86’d

We were swapping stories about getting kicked out of places and some members of the all-knowing Brotherhood had some absolute keepers. 

Spilled Tequila

Spilled Tequila

Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild joined the show Wednesday and told a great story about a teammate spilling tequila at a charity event. 

Weird Al!

Weird Al!

We got the chance to talk to the legendary Weird Al, and we asked him how hard it was to master the accordion like has. 

Steve Kerr Remix

Steve Kerr Remix

Golden State coach Steve Kerr ripped on the Phoenix Suns for playing club music too loud during their games, so their in-house DJ decided to make a Kerr Remix.

Defending Taco Bell

Defending Taco Bell

Nick has had enough of people making fun of Taco Bell and decided it was time to defend their great honor. 

Nick’s Gameplan For The Vikings

Nick’s Gameplan For The Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings take on the Las Vegas Raiders on Sunday and the Vikings are getting a key player back. Thankfully, Nick had a game plan for them. 

Nick’s Basically Married With Kids

Nick’s Basically Married With Kids

Every Friday before the Vikings game, we get a listener on-air for Purple Pick ‘Em! They have to guess the correct score for halftime and the final. This week’s listener, Stephen from Buffalo, made a great point!

Josh at a Frat

Josh at a Frat

Josh will be going to a grad party at Mankato State this weekend and it will be his first time at a frat house. But, like a lot of people pointed out, given the average age of their hockey team, he might not feel out of place.

80’s Lunchables

80’s Lunchables

Nick talked about his most recent visit to the dentist, all the tools they used and what they found in there. 

Pringles Can

Pringles Can

We were talking about our favorite types of potato chips and Josh shared his unique strategy to getting every last Pringle out of the can. 

That “ONE” Coworker

That “ONE” Coworker

We were all sharing some stories about how everyone has that “one” coworker who did something crazy at work.