Former Timberwolf Jimmy Butler debuted a new EMO hairstyle and NBA fans came up with a lot of great Jimmy-centric EMO band names.
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
Category Archives: HAMS Highlights
Maniac Pig
Josh had a story in his news segment you will not believe, about a pig terrorizing one poor family by REPEATEDLY breaking into their house and attacking them.
Leaf Blower Guy
We could hear a guy blowing leaves outside Brad’s office and it turns out the guy is a fan of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
Water Slide
During the Stupid News, we heard about a woman who got the worst wedgie of all time going down a water slide.
Champagne
The Twins clinched the AL Central and had one hell of a party. It reminded Dick Bremer of a hilarious incident during a champagne celebration during one of the past AL Central titles.
Playoff Rotation
Dick Bremer has a great line after getting asked by Nick how he would set up the playoff pitching rotation if he were the manager of the Twins.
Tom Brady in the Shower
We caught up with an old friend on Monday, recently retired Vikings legend Kyle Rudolph. A listener texted in asking if he ever saw Tom Brady in the shower while he was in Tampa Bay.
Steiner Math 101
During sports, we were reminded of a legendary wrestling promo where Scott Steiner did some interesting arithmetic.
Inappropriate Lyrics
We were talking about the song lyrics we didn’t realize were filthy when we were kids, and we discovered just how different middle school experiences that Josh and Ashley had.
Naked in Buffalo
A guy partied a little too hard at a Buffalo Bills tailgate and found himself needing to be rescued from a giant hole.
Zombie Apocalypse
We were talking about the inevitable zombie apocalypse and a very interesting hypothetical was tossed out about which of us would crack first and do it with a zombie.
Meat
On National Cheeseburger Day, Nick announced a big change to his lifestyle and Josh might be joining him.