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Coldest Lady Ever

Coldest Lady Ever

A woman in India did the coldest thing ever after she had her husband sell his kidney on the black market, so their daughter could have money for college. Instead, she took the money for herself! 

Toilet Paper Frag Grenades

Toilet Paper Frag Grenades

We discussed the things every long-term relationship couple has done together. There’s one thing Nick will never do for anyone! 

Dream Cheating

Dream Cheating

Josh was telling a story about how his wife was mad for a couple days because he cheated on her in HER dream. 

Alpacas

Alpacas

Patrick Mahomes has a dorky haircut and everyone on the internet calls it “broccoli hair.” Now there’s another name for it… “alpaca hair.” Dana’s going to need some practice pronouncing it. 

Most Patient Cop Award

Most Patient Cop Award

In Josh’s news, there was a story about a man who got a speeding ticket, and he was an absolute a-hole to the cop. If you thought the clip was bad…the video goes on for 8 minutes. 

Gangs of Canada

Gangs of Canada

There’s been a lot of gang activity lately in Saskatoon, Canada, so the police decided to have an event, “learning about gangs.” 

Whales Causing WWIII

Whales Causing WWIII

There was a story in the Stupid News about whales almost causing World War III between the UK and Russia.

Josh In A High-Speed Chase

Josh In A High-Speed Chase

Josh brought up that he’d want to be in a police chase, and even asked his brother, who’s a cop, how much trouble he’d be in! Everyone else on the show isn’t buying it. 

Telephone Voice

Telephone Voice

Everyone can change the tone of their voice, but it’s much more noticeable when you’re over the phone. 

A Girl Named Snorkel

A Girl Named Snorkel

In sports, there can be a couple of difficult names to pronounce especially if they’re coming from a different country, but Nick’s dad might’ve made up a new name.

What You’d Rather Do Than Watch The Super Bowl

What You’d Rather Do Than Watch The Super Bowl

It’s the Chiefs vs. the Eagles for Super Bowl LIX. Everyone’s getting burnt out on the two teams, and the Brotherhood has other activities planned rather than watching the game.  

Bathroom Buzzer Beaters

Bathroom Buzzer Beaters

A workplace in China has installed cameras in their bathrooms to ensure employees aren’t wasting time while they’re on the clock.