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Ashley & Varland

Ashley & Varland

Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer got the scoop on what really happened between Ashley and Twins pitcher Louie Varland when they dated in elementary school.

North Face

North Face

Josh was getting teased for wearing North Face gear when he is an avid indoorsman. So, Wappel came up with an idea for a new brand of jacket he should wear.

Jealous of a Thief

Jealous of a Thief

A guy in Philadelphia stole something really badass recently that has us all very jealous.

Dick Bremer

Dick Bremer

Our comedian pal C. Willi Myles explained to Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer why his mother-in-law is upset with Dick.

Male Fantasies

Male Fantasies

We were talking about things that men fantasize about and there was a really great one that had nothing to do with sex.

RIP Iron Sheik

RIP Iron Sheik

We talked a lot about the passing of the Iron Sheik and Nick shared a crazy story about how he once got fired back in the day.

Watching a Dog

Watching a Dog

Ashley shared the bizarre reason why she won’t let anyone take care of her dog.

Bathroom Greetings

Bathroom Greetings

We were sharing some of the funny lines you can say to someone when you’re using the bathroom and they knock to see if it’s occupied.

Butts in Seats

Butts in Seats

Looks like Wappel could be the new hype man for a local sports team.

Janel Klein: Dog Sitter

Janel Klein: Dog Sitter

KARE 11’s Janel Klein shared a story about a recent adventure she had while dog-sitting.

Car-Jackings

Car-Jackings

We may have just come up with a solution for the rise of car-jackings happening around town.

Cocaine Hotdog

Cocaine Hotdog

Someone who ordered a hot dog at a drive-thru got a little extra condiment.