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Guy Code

Guy Code

We were talking about the ways people cheat at bachelor/bachelorette parties and Dana may have broken Guy Code.

Roman Empire

Roman Empire

Wappel said he wishes he could time travel to the Roman-era and everyone was quick to point out that it wouldn’t go well for him.

Subway

Subway

Nick told a great story about Josh discovering just how expensive it is to be a parent.

Tractor

Tractor

A lady stole a tractor down in Florida and Nick & Josh had very different ideas for what her possible motive was.

LeBron Retiring?

LeBron Retiring?

There is talk LeBron might retire from the NBA, but we aren’t buying it. Dana made a pretty bold proclamation about what he’d do if it happens.

Adult Underoos

Adult Underoos

We were talking about underwear and Wappel came up with the perfect pair of adult Underoos for Josh.

OnlyFans

OnlyFans

Our porn star friend Jordan Maxx was telling us about her OnlyFans page and it led Josh to having a brilliant idea.

Hacky Sack

Hacky Sack

Nick and Josh reflect on the days they used to be hacky sack enthusiasts.

Pickleball

Pickleball

Pickleball is all the rage these days. Now courts are popping up at an unexpected place and Ashley thinks it’s a perfect fit.

Spooning

Spooning

We were on the topic of spooning, and a member of the Brotherhood had a great term for when a tall guy and a short woman are spooning.

Frisbee Golf

Frisbee Golf

Nick, the biggest frisbee golf fan in the county, talked about his passion for his favorite sport

Goats!

Goats!

During the Stupid News, we came across a screaming goat who sounds like it is 100% human.