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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights

Gimp Costume

Gimp Costume

While talking about gimp costumes, Josh said something that made Nick get totally lost in thought…

Weird Flexes

Weird Flexes

The Brother/Sisterhood were texting in their “weird flexes” and there sure were some great ones.

Teacher Vaping

Teacher Vaping

During Josh’s news segment, we learned about a substitute teacher who was trying way too hard to be the “cool teacher.”

Ashley’s Ex-Boyfriend

Ashley’s Ex-Boyfriend

Ashley recalls the time back in the day when she used to date a Minnesota Twins player.

Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe

Our old buddy Chris Kluwe AKA Chris Warcraft visited HAMS on Friday and we asked him what it was like having Devin Hester barreling towards him.

Pasta Puns

Pasta Puns

There was 500 pounds of cooked pasta dumped in New Jersey and Wappel was loving the pasta puns in the news story.

Death by Star Wars

Death by Star Wars

On National Star Wars Day, Nick tells the story about the time The Phantom Menace almost led to his death.

Food

Food

We got on the topic of food, and Nick told a great story about how he doesn’t even understand the very basics of the subject.

Lt. Gordon Shank

Lt. Gordon Shank

We had our cop pal Lt. Gordon Shank on, and he was asked a really interesting question about dash cam footage.

Orchestra

Orchestra

During the Stupid News, we learned about a woman who had an unfortunate incident while at the orchestra.

Athletic Accomplishments

Athletic Accomplishments

We were sharing our greatest athletic accomplishments, and of course the Brother/Sisterhood had some dandies.

TC Bear

TC Bear

Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance and shared some great stories about taking on TC Bear in the home run derby.