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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights

Open House Weddings

Open House Weddings

Our friend Tim from Rock Elm Tavern stopped by and educated some members of the show about what an Open House Wedding is all about.

Softball

Softball

Wappel might be in some hot water at home after discussing his girlfriend’s athletic skills.

Sexual Fantasy

Sexual Fantasy

We got into a hypothetical discussion about biggest sexual fantasies and one member of the Brotherhood had a hilarious answer

Dumb Rapper

Dumb Rapper

A rapper down in Florida got arrested in the funniest way possible and the audio of the cops ripping him is incredible.

Lift Kits

Lift Kits

Some listeners texted in saying people who have lift kits are douches and that forced Nick and Josh to defend their love of lift kits.

Irrational Anger

Irrational Anger

We were talking about things that make us irrationally angry and Janel Klein couldn’t get over how cute Wappel sounded when he was talking about his example.

18+ Sporting Events

18+ Sporting Events

There is a restaurant in New Jersey that is banning kids under the age of 10 and it made Nick dream about 18+ pro sporting events in the Twin Cities.

Snowmageddon

Snowmageddon

We were getting snow reports from folks all over the state Thursday morning, and one member of the Brotherhood trolled us in brilliant fashion.

Zombie Pact

Zombie Pact

We got to talking about the upcoming zombie apocalypse and one member of the Brotherhood said he and his wife have an interesting pact for when it happens.

Dog Names

Dog Names

Wappel was talking about his new puppy, Maisey, and Nick has had about enough of the names he has given his pets.

XFL

XFL

The new XFL started this weekend and it had us dreaming about how much fun it would be if it were more like old-school WWE.

Past Your Neck

Past Your Neck

During sports, we were going over the Boston Bruins lineup and Nick dropped a line on Shaver that damn near killed Josh.