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Doorbell Camera

Doorbell Camera

In Josh’s News segment, we learned about a guy who thought he was going to meet up with a prostitute but ended up at the wrong house.

Dream Jobs

Dream Jobs

We were going over a list of the top 20 dream jobs for Americans and it led to an all-time great mispronunciation.

Roommate

Roommate

We read a story about a guy who had a genius idea to mess with his roommate who was always bringing women home. 

Bad Mom

Bad Mom

During Josh’s News segment we learned about a mom who left her kid to wander around a parking lot for a very bizarre reason.

Michael Starr of Steel Panther

Michael Starr of Steel Panther

We were joined by Steel Panther lead singer Michael Starr and we learned that guys can have male Friends With Benefits as well.

Iguana

Iguana

A guy down in Florida was doing yoga in the park and ended up getting injured in one of the funniest ways possible.

Comedian Bert Kreischer

Comedian Bert Kreischer

Comedian Bert Kreischer will perform at Target Center on February 25th. We started off talking about sex dolls, and he weighed in on “Minnesota Nice” in the winter.

Halftime Adjustments

Halftime Adjustments

Peyton Manning recently revealed what he thinks is the biggest myth about the NFL, but some of us weren’t buying it.

Bizarre Vending Machine

Bizarre Vending Machine

The most bizarre vending machine you will ever see went viral on Twitter and we are all curious what the Mystery Bag is.

Poop Blanket

Poop Blanket

During the Stupid News, we learned about a woman who has gone viral on TikTok for knitting what she calls a “Poop Blanket”.

Al Michaels

Al Michaels

Football fans were saying it seemed like Al Michaels was asleep during Monday Night Football, and it sure seemed like it.