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Rooting to Lose

Rooting to Lose

The Tennessee football team got in some trouble when their fans rushed the field and it led to Brad taking a great cheap shot at his former employer.

Trash Talk

Trash Talk

Minnesota Viking Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance and told us a hilarious NFL trash talk story from his career.

Breakup Revenge

Breakup Revenge

We were talking about getting revenge on an ex and one member of the Brotherhood had the cutest revenge story ever.

Rave

Rave

There is a Shrek-themed rave coming to First Ave, so we talked about other TV/movie raves we’d like and Wappel came up with the perfect one for him.

Squeaker

Squeaker

In the Stupid News, we learned about a kid who swallowed the squeaker to a dog toy and the results were hilarious.

2032

2032

We decided to make plans to go to the Gopher/Alabama game in 2032, and Nick made a prediction about which of us will still be alive in 10 years.

Theme Park

Theme Park

A player for the Raiders is in some trouble for pushing over a cameraman after a loss and we talked about a bizarre punishment he is facing.

Viral Video

Viral Video

There was a video that went viral of some Seattle Mariners fans that Nick loved so much he watched it 15 times in a row.

Catfish

Catfish

Dana rolled the dice on a potential Catfish from Instagram and Nick and Josh predict this habit will one day lead to his demise.

Adult Cartoons

Adult Cartoons

There is a new adult cartoon coming to HBO and Nick was letdown when he realized that “adult” didn’t mean what he thought it meant.

Sports Moments

Sports Moments

We got to talking about infamous Minnesota sports moments we wish we had video of and came up with some real keepers.

Time Capsule

Time Capsule

We were talking about how we never got to open up our time capsules from elementary school, and Dana had an idea that Nick quickly pointed out would get him arrested.