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Toilet Beer

Toilet Beer

There is a new beer being made over in Singapore that uses an ingredient that doesn’t sound all that appetizing.

Sandwich Fact

Sandwich Fact

A new poll came out about the most popular sandwich by state and a member of the Brotherhood blew our minds with a deep thought we had never considered.

The Amazing Scrotum

The Amazing Scrotum

Doctors recently discovered a man could do something with his scrotum that no other man has been able to do before.

One Night Stands

One Night Stands

There is a new study out about one night stands and Ashley gave us her perspective on them.

Josh’s Brother

Josh’s Brother

Nick tells a hilarious story about the time he almost accidentally killed Josh’s brother at a Wild game.

Naked Bike Ride

Naked Bike Ride

There was a naked bike ride in Wisconsin over the weekend and one member of the show said they would be comfortable doing it.

Sexy Bananas

Sexy Bananas

Dana does a dumb bit to Wappel before the show each morning and the rest of the show thinks it might be an HR violation.

Cardio

Cardio

Law enforcement officers have to deal with a lot of crazy stuff, but we talked about one particularly awful thing that doesn’t get brought up often.

Nipple Mites

Nipple Mites

As if we didn’t already have enough on our plates in 2022, we now have to be worried about Nipple Mites.

Fake Test

Fake Test

We found a story in the Stupid News about the way some idiot in England tried to get out of work.

Wife Swap

Wife Swap

We envisioned a scenario where Randy and Brad swap wives and what their lives would entail. 

Mouth to Butt

Mouth to Butt

There is a new study that revealed people might be able to breathe through their butts and Josh had an interesting thought about it.