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Losing the V-Card

Losing the V-Card

We were all lamenting how awkward it can be when you lose your virginity. But one member still cringes when thinking about it for a hilarious reason.

No Ring

No Ring

We all occasionally put our foot in our mouths on the show. But given her recent divorce, Ashley had an all-timer.

Hot Father’s Day Gift

Hot Father’s Day Gift

There is a bizarre gift that is supposedly the must-have Father’s Day gift this year. Josh decided he really hopes he gets one this year.

Celebrities Losing Their Virginity

Celebrities Losing Their Virginity

We were going over a list of stories that celebrities told about losing their virginities, and one of them made Ashley very jealous.

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan

Apparently, there is a new type of Flesh Light out there and sounds like it is right down Wappel’s alley.

Pro Athletes

Pro Athletes

Ashley unveiled her plan to seduce a professional athlete, if one ever lives in her neighborhood.

Nut Grind

Nut Grind

A guy recently broke a Guinness World Record for skiing. Josh tried to picture what it would look like if he attempted to break that record.

Return of the Elephant

Return of the Elephant

A woman was trampled to death by an elephant and you will never guess who, then, decided to show up at her funeral.

Youth Hockey Camp

Youth Hockey Camp

Nick told a story about going to hockey camp as a kid and what it was like meeting two of his favorite Minnesota North Stars.

Roof in Toronto

Roof in Toronto

Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance on Tuesday and he talked about a scary situation they had with a roof in Toronto.

Assman on the Booze Cruise?

Assman on the Booze Cruise?

We announced our latest Booze Cruise and we were doing our best to convince Randy Shaver to make his first ever appearance.

The Booze Cruise takes place Friday, July 1st on the St. Croix River. Complete details HERE

New Shoes

New Shoes

Josh thought he was buying a cool, hip pair of shoes but boy did it blow up in his face.