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Mama’s Boys

Mama’s Boys

In honor of Mother’s Day, we were talking about some of the creepiest examples of mama’s boys. You wouldn’t believe some of the things that go down in some families.

Josh’s New Thing

Josh’s New Thing

There was a fight at a Chicago Cubs game where someone kept yelling something hilarious and Josh might make it his new thing.

Expensive Purchases We Regret

Expensive Purchases We Regret

We were discussing big purchases we’ve made but ended up regretting. One member of the Brotherhood bought something ridiculous he regrets and Ashley wants to buy it.

Hardonorrhea

Hardonorrhea

We were talking about all the annoying supposed “tough guys” we all know and Nick invented a new term to describe them.

Josh’s Father’s Day Request

Josh’s Father’s Day Request

We had our friend, Lt Gordon Shank from the State Patrol, on the show and it led to Josh making a very specific request for Father’s Day.

Porn Sets

Porn Sets

Our favorite adult actress, Jordan Maxx visited us in-studio and she told us about one of the more interesting things she has seen on a porn set.

Describe Your Porno

Describe Your Porno

We asked the Brother/Sisterhood “what would be the description of a porno made about your current sex life”, and you delivered some classics.

Best Local News Anchor

Best Local News Anchor

A local blog did a mock draft of the best local news anchors in the Twin Cities. Our very own Randy Shaver didn’t finish first, but someone close to him did.

The Legend of Dr. Prick

The Legend of Dr. Prick

A story went viral about a conflict a woman was having with her boyfriend and her family. You will not believe this douche.

Half-Man Half-Animal

Half-Man Half-Animal

There is a story going viral about a possible real-life mermaid, but Nick says only one half-man half-animal exists because he saw it with his own eyes.

Josh Loves Manwich

Josh Loves Manwich

Josh revealed something about his sex life and Manwich. That caught the rest of the show by surprise.

 

Wappel Marries His Cat

Wappel Marries His Cat

A woman went ahead and officially married her cat. So, we envisioned a beautiful ceremony where Wappel marries his beloved cat, Minnow.