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Tiger Woods, Ya’ll

Tiger Woods, Ya’ll

 It turns out Tiger Woods might end up playing in The Masters this week and we had some fun going down memory lane about Tiger. 

Divorcing a Divorce Attorney

Divorcing a Divorce Attorney

There are new stats out about which occupations lead to the most divorces and Josh took a shot at Dana for divorcing a divorce attorney.

Eric Church

Eric Church

Country singer Eric Church canceled a concert so he can watch the Final Four. We were wondering what it would take for us to cancel a concert if we were in his shoes.

Shaver’s Undies

Shaver’s Undies

A rugby player got tackled so hard that his shorts fell off and everyone saw his underwear. After seeing the video, Randy Shaver thought they looked familiar.

Introducing RoboCatcher

Introducing RoboCatcher

MLB is testing a method where the catcher can communicate with the pitcher with audio recordings and out of nowhere we met RoboCatcher.

Plastic Eggs

Plastic Eggs

Nick recalled a story after a big Minnesota sports win where he and his friends bought out all the toy plastic eggs from the claw machine and mayhem ensued.

Return of the Tramp Stamp

Return of the Tramp Stamp

It sounds like Tramp Stamps are making a comeback in 2022 and one member of the Brother/Sisterhood recently saw an all-time Tramp Stamp.

Janel Klein Starts a Brawl

Janel Klein Starts a Brawl

Janel Klein of KARE 11 is going to watch some State Tournament basketball and we had to warn her not to start a big brawl that goes viral.

Unpopular Opinions: 90s Edition

Unpopular Opinions: 90s Edition

We found a list of Unpopular 90s Opinions and, as a former Blockbuster employee, Dana took offense to some of them.

North Dakota State Sucks

North Dakota State Sucks

The NCAA hockey tournament came up and North Dakota State was met with a giant fart noise from our show.

Oil Change

Oil Change

Randy Shaver’s son is off to his dermatology residency and Brad’s son accomplished something much less significant.

Rossley Fartcrocs the Radio Clown

Rossley Fartcrocs the Radio Clown

As a punishment, we gave Ashley a new wacky 90’s radio name for the day that combined all of her favorite things.