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How Far Would Nick Go?

How Far Would Nick Go?

It is no secret that Nick loves Britney Spears, so we threw some tough hypotheticals his way to find out just how much he digs her.

Ashley Loves Ashton Kutcher

Ashley Loves Ashton Kutcher

Ashley revealed she wrote a song about her love of Ashton Kutcher when she was younger and even remembered the lyrics — and we were left shocked.

Wappel in Porn?

Wappel in Porn?

Our friend and adult actress Jordan Maxx joined the show Wednesday and she described what she thought would be the perfect role for Wappel in a porno.

Inside Our Closets

Inside Our Closets

We were talking men’s fashion with KARE 11’s Janel Klein and she started imagining what the inside of our closets looks like.

Janel’s Dating Life

Janel’s Dating Life

KARE 11’s Janel Klein got an interesting dating proposition on the show from a member of the Brotherhood who goes by Lonely Farmer Jesus.

Is Having Two Vaginas Rare?

Is Having Two Vaginas Rare?

There was a story in the Stupid News about an OnlyFans model who has two vaginas and one person on the show had a very hot take about it.

Making Fun of Karen Rodgers

Making Fun of Karen Rodgers

The Packers got dumped out of the playoffs over the weekend and everyone had some well-deserved cheap shots at Aaron Rodgers.

Cheap Bastard

Cheap Bastard

After winning Dad Fights 69+5, Brad said something that had everyone on the show calling him cheap.

Staying Humble

Staying Humble

A Buffalo Bills coach did a cool exercise to keep his team humble so we decided to do it on our show.

Josh is Party Pants

Josh is Party Pants

Josh is not a party animal whatsoever, but we recalled a time on a work trip when Josh earned the nickname Party Pants.

Only Happens in the Movies

Only Happens in the Movies

We got onto the topic of Things That Happen in the Movies But Never In Real Life, and getting into fist fights atop a moving train was brought up.

Half-Assed Morning Show Billboard

Half-Assed Morning Show Billboard

We discussed how if we ever got a billboard we would want our poses to be ridiculous and play into all the dumb radio stereotypes.