We talked about fast eaters, and how disgusting it can be. That reminded Nick of his first lunch out with Josh.
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Who’s Defending Us Now?
At Rick’s Cabaret for Toys-4-Tatas, we played strip club bingo, and we were surprised not to see any armed forces members in uniform, as we had in years past.
Bad Pet Names
Today, we were joined by Dr. Andrea, who’s a veterinarian from Gehrman Animal Hospital in Minnetonka. The brother and sisterhood ask her questions, and they find out what you shouldn’t name your dog.
Pooped Runner
Triathlete Taylor Knibb was coming up to the finish line when she turned to the cameraman and said not to film her butt, because she just crapped herself. Thankfully, the cameraman listened. Knibb shouldn’t be too ashamed because, she still won the race!
Mystery Flavor Pop-Tarts
The Pop-Tarts Bowl is coming back for another year in college football. Last year, the bowl game featured a Pop-Tarts mascot and the MVP of the game then ate it. This year, there are three flavors to choose from.
Deathmatch Opponents
We talked about the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight from over the weekend. It reminded us of the celebrities who boxed in celebrity boxing matches.
DePo Traded to Titans
Long Snapper for the Vikings Andrew DePaola joined the show on his weekly Friday segment, and unfortunately, he’s going to have to miss more games because of the injury to his hand. This week will hurt more because he never played at the Titans stadium.
Purchasing Odd Items
We talked about odd things that people find attractive. That led down a rabbit hole of Josh telling us about some odd items he’s been thinking about purchasing.
Cop vs. Firefighter Rivalry
An assistant fire chief of Massachusetts was arrested for stealing Pokémon cards. The most embarrassing part of the story is that all the cops who arrested him knew who he was!
Lady Byng Award Winners
Nick brought up the hockey players that are going into the Hall of Fame for this year, and he’s not a fan of two of the players. That got us thinking about who’d get the trophy on The Half-Assed Morning Show.
Andrew DePaola Skating
It’s a Friday so that means The Half-Assed Morning Show talked with Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. They told him about Toys-4-Tatas and the athletes who have made it to the event in the past. One was Derek Boogaard, so they asked DePaola if he could be an NHL enforcer.
Video Game Update Bloopers
Wappel, Ashley and Dana switch off doing a video game update every Wednesday. Today was Dana’s update, and he just couldn’t find the right words!