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Participation Trophies

Participation Trophies

There was a conversation about things old people do that annoy the youngs and participation trophies came up.

Socks to Wear During Sex?

Socks to Wear During Sex?

We had Guyel the founder of Clap Cleats on the show Friday to tell us about the socks you wear during sex to give you better grip.

Does Shaver Live in Assisted Living?

Does Shaver Live in Assisted Living?

Randy Shaver said he doesn’t have to shovel his own driveway anymore which led to us joking that he lives in an old folks home. 

Words Nick Doesn’t Understand

Words Nick Doesn’t Understand

There was a word in a news story about Mike Zimmer that Nick didn’t know the definition to. Josh was able to think of another word Nick doesn’t know the definition to.

Basic Dudes

Basic Dudes

A topic went viral on the internet of random things all dudes cannot resist the urge to do, and we were guilty of a lot of them.

Funniest Joke Ever

Funniest Joke Ever

A group of scientists did a study to determine the funniest joke in the world and Nick read it for everyone on the air.

Dana’s Divorce Tree

Dana’s Divorce Tree

Dana shared a picture with the show of his pathetic Christmas tree and it has now been named the ‘Recently Divorced’ Tree.

Worst Kind of Poop?

Worst Kind of Poop?

Dr. P Jesus joined the show to field medical questions and Josh let loose what his LEAST favorite kind of poop is.

Dana Plays with LEGO

Dana Plays with LEGO

We found out that Dana is an adult who loves LEGO and the rest of the show was picturing what it looks like when he is all alone putting them together.

Introducing Jordan Maxx

Introducing Jordan Maxx

Local adult actress Jordan Maxx joined us to help out with Dad Fights 69 and we introduced her to the Brother/Sisterhood.

63 Dead Chickens?!

63 Dead Chickens?!

A loud wedding caused 63 chickens to drop dead and the farmer isn’t happy. Josh had a brilliant idea of what the farmer should ask for in return.