Josh shares a story about the time the doctor thought he had appendicitis but it turned out to be something far more embarrassing.
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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights
Porch Pirates
New stats show Porch Pirates are stealing packages off doorsteps at an all-time high, but we realized that nobody would want to steal the crap we order.
Scary Beards
We recounted times our beards/physical appearance were rough enough to scare children in public.
Which Character Would Randy Be From The Hangover?
Randy Shaver is in Las Vegas and a member of the Brother/Sisterhood texted to ask which character from The Hangover he is most like when he is in Vegas.
USDA? + Forgot a Kid
USDA?: The USDA was brought up and Wappel made a hilarious mistake when trying to remember what the letters stood for.
Forgot a Kid: Josh told a hilarious story about a mistake his wife made while carpooling home from a birthday party.
Funeral Prank
An Irishman plotted a hilarious prank at his own funeral and Josh said it would have scared the crap out of him.
Equipment Manager
The Vikings have had the same equipment manager for 45 seasons and one member of the show made it very clear they would not be qualified for that stressful of a job.
Nick’s Photographic T-Wolves Memory
Randy Shaver quizzed Nick about the very first Minnesota Timberwolves roster and he aced it in amazing fashion.
The Born’s Toilet
Nick recalls a time when he, his twin brother & their dad lived together and what his friends had to say about the bathroom situation at their house.
Brown Friday
We learned the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers. Nick recalls a time his buddy had to call a plumber because of orange ooze coming out of his sink.
Lose Your Legs for $3.2M?
A man threw himself in front of a train and lost his legs to get $3.2 million in insurance money. That got us talking about if we would give up our legs for that amount.
Professor Nick?
We were joking with Brad about getting Nick a job as a college professor and Josh had some great ideas of subjects Nick could teach.