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Fandom for Mighty Ducks

Fandom for Mighty Ducks

The new Mighty Ducks Game Changers has arrived on Disney+. The show might be for kids, but someone on the morning show is pumped for it!

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Gophers Beat Mavericks

Gophers Beat Mavericks

The NCAA Men’s Hockey tournament starts this weekend and our state of Minnesota is sending 5 teams to the tournament! A guy picked his NCAA Men’s basketball bracket by choosing what mascot would win, so we tried it out too.

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Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

It might not seem like it, some days, but there are some joys to parenting. One of these joys, that we learned from Josh in the past, is messing with them!

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Weird Turn-Ons

Weird Turn-Ons

To start the day, we brought up some of the crazier turn-ons that people have, and some you have to hear to believe.

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Horrible Bosses & Company Policies

Horrible Bosses & Company Policies

Having a good boss can make or break the job. When you have a bad boss they make it very difficult to get the simplest tasks done. Everyone’s had them. Here are some stories that rank among the worst.

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Josh Will Think Twice About Picnics

Josh Will Think Twice About Picnics

The Half-Assed Morning Show is back after a short vacation. They were taking about what happened while they were away, when Josh brought up a story you can picture in your head.

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Unwritten Rules

Unwritten Rules

There are rules for just about everything and some can be pretty dumb. Here are some unwritten rules you should never break.

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The NCAA Challenges Urologists/Man Pulls Weiner Out at Subway

The NCAA Challenges Urologists/Man Pulls Weiner Out at Subway

1. The big college basketball tournament is fast approaching and with that comes many vasectomies so you can sit on the couch and watch the games with no repercussions. Some urologists have found themselves in hot water this year for a gimmick that sounds too similar to the basketball tournament.

2. A man in Belfast, Ireland had a day after he was arrested for pulling out his weiner at a Subway restaurant. The man had a hidden surprise for the cops and Josh brings up a very good point.

Stories of Bad Dates

Stories of Bad Dates

We were lucky to have KARE 11’s Janel Klein on to talk about bad dates. You have to hear these to believe them!

Hear the rest of today\’s show at 93x.com/podcast/ and check out the Highlights Archive to catch up on any you may have missed.