Half-Assed Morning Show Headlines
- Capital One’s Charles Barkley Blimp
- Someone is Putting Gallons of Urine in Man’s Recycling Bin
- Strange Road Design in Pennsylvania Suburb
- Kevin Durant Goes Down with Ankle Injury
- Huge Fight Between Pistons and Timberwolves
- Florida Player’s March Madness Interview with ESPN Student Reporter
- Cardinals’ Willson Contreras Seen Chewing Batting Tape During At-Bat
- Small Plane Crashes into House & Exploded into Flames
- Pirates Player Injured During Home Run Trot
- Memphis Driver Runs Over Repo Man’s Head
- Houston Beats Purdue on Crazy Inbounds Play
- Nikola Jokic’s 62-Foot Hook Shot
- Minnesota Cat’s 18.5-Inch Tail Earns Guinness World Records Title
- ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ Star Dishes Out Tater Tots Ahead of BYU’s Sweet 16 Game
- Breast Milk-Flavored Ice Cream by Frida
- Man In Scarface Shirt Uses ‘Tony Montana’ Name to Dodge Arrest
- Paddington Bear Statue Stolen in England
- Guy Pulls Off Classic Fake Name Gag at Kentucky Publix Grand Opening
- Woman Strips Naked & Goes on Wild Stabbing, Biting Spree at Airport
- Florida Man Dressed as Clown Gets in Scuffle with Police
- Minor League Baseball Team with Sus Looking Logo
- Mugshot of Tatted Up Florida Man
- Car Gets Stuck on Beach Access Stairway
- March Napness’ Bracket Tracks Hibernation Habits of Sanctuary Bears
- Sharktopus
- NFL World Posts Memes Regarding Duo of Russell Wilson & Jameis Winston
- Softball Pitcher Threw Hardest Pitch Ever Recorded in Softball History
- Astronaut Playing Baseball with Himself in Space
- Tatted Up Florida Man Found with Meth Hidden in His Underwear
- Man Dressed as Spider-Man Steals $10K Worth of Anime Trading Cards
