You can’t.  They ran out.  But here a few alternatives:

**Buy one from a guy who is selling them out of the trunk of his car on Stoner Avenue.  He says they fell off a truck.  He also says they’ve only been nibbled on “a few times.”  His name is Vito and he knows “a guy.”

**Make out with someone who got to eat the chicken sandwich before they sold out.  Hopefully they haven’t brushed since.  Make sure it is not a stranger #metoo or a relative #Alabama.

**Go to Chick-Fil-A and put the sandwich in a Popeyes bag.  Stay 60 yards from all people while eating, or eat in your eye doctor’s waiting room.

**Wait for the Popeyes store to deliver more sand-YOU’RE AN AMERICAN, YOU’RE NOT DOING THAT!

**The black market.  The sandwich will only cost 427 dollars (fries and a drink are extra void where prohibited except in New Jersey).

**Have granny make a chicken sandwich for you.  She uses Wonder Bread and ultimately it will taste like a Popeyes grease trap, but she makes it with love…and far too much Duke’s mayo.

HAPPY HUNTING