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DePo at the Pro Bowl

DePo at the Pro Bowl

Andrew DePaola joined us live from Orlando while’s at the Pro Bowl, and we found out that our jobs in radio do in fact share something in common with NFL players. 

All Alone

All Alone

We were chatting about the weird things we do when we are alone and, as always, the Brother/Sisterhood had some incredible responses. 

Josh the Night Watch

Josh the Night Watch

Josh told a hilarious story about his days living across from a crime-riddled park and how he essentially became the neighborhood watch. 

Falling in Dumpsters

Falling in Dumpsters

A woman is miraculously alive after she somehow fell into a dumpster right before it got tossed in a trash truck and compacted four times. 

Tampoon with Two O’s

Tampoon with Two O’s

We were talking about having the sex talk with our parents as a kid and Dana shared a story about a hilariously stupid question he asked his father. 

Hiking

Hiking

Ashley declared she loves to go hiking, but had a sudden change of heart in a record amount of time.

Life in Andover

Life in Andover

During our sports segment, Nick informed us all about an interesting education strategy they have in the fine city of Andover. 

Leaving the Wives

Leaving the Wives

Nick & Josh got on the topic of hypothetically leaving their wives for celebrities and, to no one’s surprise, one of them was much more receptive to the idea than the other. 

Chinese Fire Fart

Chinese Fire Fart

The audio of a guy in China lighting his fart on fire, that we fell in love with, has spread to other workplaces. A few members of the Brotherhood found a brilliant way to incorporate into their jobs. 

NFL Rules

NFL Rules

There is a proposal to change a controversial NFL rule that almost boned the Chiefs on Sunday, but Nick wants the rule to stay. 

Bitcoin Bummer

Bitcoin Bummer

Ashley revealed she could be a multi-millionaire right now if she had held onto some Bitcoin she had, but instead she spent it on something so hilarious. 

Mauer Too Good Looking to Illustrate

Mauer Too Good Looking to Illustrate

On Friday’s show, we were lucky enough to have both Twins legend Joe Mauer and Minnesota broadcasting legend Joe Schmit in-studio to talk about a new children’s book Joe Schmit wrote about Mauer.