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Sharty Email

Sharty Email

A woman went viral because of the unfortunate email address her company gave her and it turns out she isn’t alone. 

Lighting Farts

Lighting Farts

There is a new world champion Fart Lighter and we could not get enough of the audio of his flamethrower butt. 

Marcus Foligno Night

Marcus Foligno Night

Wild winger Marcus Foligno joined the show Wednesday and we asked when the Wild are going to do a Marcus Foligno Night like they’re doing for Marc-André Fleury next month. 

Wet Bread

Wet Bread

There are all types of things people have used as weapons over the years, but in Josh’s News segment, we heard about a new one: wet bread. 

Hogan is a Hero

Hogan is a Hero

Hulk Hogan saved a woman who got into a car accident over the weekend and we had some laughs about how surreal it would be if the Hulkster showed up and saved your life. 

Shower Curtains

Shower Curtains

A man robbed a liquor store and the outfit he chose to wear had everyone scratching their heads. 

Coolest Priest

Coolest Priest

A priest was interviewed by the local news down south and he had some pretty cool lines. Then the morning show made him even cooler! 

Scamming 93X at the State Fair

Scamming 93X at the State Fair

In The Stupid News, a man used fake movie money at a store and got away with it. That made us start thinking about the State Fair and what could happen. 

Janel Klein Likes Life Cereal

Janel Klein Likes Life Cereal

We were talking about cereal brands that we loved as kids. It was a fun conversation until Nick brought some truth to it. 

Church Confessional

Church Confessional

In Josh’s news, he read a story about a churchgoer and a priest who got to know each other very well! 

Wild Pet Supply Donations

Wild Pet Supply Donations

The Minnesota Wild are doing a pet supply donation night on January 15th, and they need your help. Bring any pet supplies you don’t need anymore and drop them off at a gate before the game.