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Lion Takes Out Motorcyclist

Lion Takes Out Motorcyclist

Damn nature, you scary! In Josh’s news, there was a story of a man who was attacked by a lion and it’ll make you rethink your trip to Africa.

Porky Pigging It

Porky Pigging It

Nick is excited about the Tampa Bay Bucs’ playoff game next week, and Josh suggested a certain style for how he should wear his Baker Mayfield jersey.

Andrew DeProBowl

Andrew DeProBowl

We caught up with our friend Andrew DePaola for the first time since he found out he was going back to the Pro Bowl for a second straight year, and he told us how he found out the news. 

Prank War

Prank War

Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild joined the show Wednesday and gave us an update on the epic prank war going on with the team right now. 

All of the Beers

All of the Beers

A story about college football fans drinking all the beer in an entire stadium led to Nick and Josh remembering their glory days of beer drinking. 

DePo to the Pro Bo

DePo to the Pro Bo

We want to get our guy Minnesota Viking Andrew DePaola back to the Pro Bowl. He was cool enough to offer up an autographed game-worn jersey to one lucky 93X listener and here’s how to enter. 

Surprise for DePo

Surprise for DePo

We’ve become such good pals with Minnesota Viking Andrew DePaola that we lined up a very special guest to surprise him on the radio Friday. 

QBs as Christmas Characters

QBs as Christmas Characters

We found a great list about which classic Christmas movie character each starting NFL quarterback would be and they were all very spot-on.

Stupid Lights

Stupid Lights

Nick first thought he was admitting something embarrassing about his car, but it turns out all of us are in fact morons when it comes to this.

Better Insurance

Better Insurance

Josh and Nick were going over some of the reasons they needed a nurse or doctor to look at their privates. However! One was treated much differently than the other!

Adult Diapers

Adult Diapers

We recapped the great Monday Night Football game last night between the Eagles and Seahawks but a listener pointed out something that we didn’t even look for last night!

Singing the Rules

Singing the Rules

A story in the Stupid News reminded Nick of the time he went on a cruise and the hilariously awful way they announced the rules of the boat.