A drunk guy at a college football game learned the hard way that the tuba player is the last dude you wanna mess with in the marching band.
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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights
Awkward Ashley
We had a guy named Tim from Deer Park, WI on for Purple Pick ‘Em. Ashley used to live in Deer Park and it turns out she knows the guy…
Diamondbacks
Wappel uses a giant leap and an enormous stretch of logic to take credit for the Arizona Diamondbacks making it to the World Series.
Silent Drive
Something has been happening that makes Josh think he’s going crazy. Dana tried to comfort him, and it absolutely backfired.
Halloween Candy
In one of the least-surprising stories ever told on the Half-Assed Morning Show, it turns out Wappel got his Halloween candy stolen when he was a kid.
Skydiving
We had our weekly chat with our Vikings buddy Andrew DePaola, and he told a story about the time he went skydiving and….was not a fan!
The Arcade
There is a list of places women refuse to go to on a first date, and we debated if an old-school arcade belongs on that list.
Shaver is Old
We asked Randy Shaver about the last time he went on a first date, and the age jokes came flying in from the Brother and Sisterhood.
Best Hair
Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild made his regular visit on the show, and we asked him which of his teammates have the best and worst hair.
Getaway Driver
During Josh’s News report, we learned about a very bizarre scenario where a guy used a getaway driver.
Suck a Lemon
We had a listener on the show for Purple Pick ‘Em and it turns out he isn’t a huge fan of Brad.
Live Más
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance on the show and told a great story about Kirk Cousins and Taco Bell.