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Abbreviations

Abbreviations

We were talking about different speech hang-ups, and Nick & Josh made a good point about the way Dana talks. 

F-Boy

F-Boy

Nick just discovered what an F-Boy is and he wants to be one, but Josh points out the one obvious problem.

Self-Given Nicknames

Self-Given Nicknames

We found a list of the worst self-given nicknames from basketball players and there were some doozies, including a former Wolf. 

NFL Fines

NFL Fines

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance on the show, and he had a great response when we asked him why he’s never been fined in the NFL.

Green Carpet

Green Carpet

The Wild are hosting a “Green Carpet” entrance for the season opener, and we were guessing which local celebrities will be in attendance. 

Brother on Brother Violence

Brother on Brother Violence

Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild joined the show on Wednesday, and we asked him what would happen if he got into an on-ice fight with his NHL brother who plays for Chicago.

Duke in the Dark

Duke in the Dark

Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer told some stories about his days working on a Top 40 radio station playing records back in the day. 

Fantasy

Fantasy

Randy Shaver is a huge fan of fantasy sports and he was excited to tell us his funny team names for his upcoming fantasy basketball season.

The Return of DePo

The Return of DePo

Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola made his return to the show after a few weeks off because of our crazy schedule. Poor DePo thought we were ducking him, but we Nick assured him that was not the case. 

Dana’s Getting a New Head

Dana’s Getting a New Head

Dana was only on-air today for the opening break of the show because today’s the big day. He gets a new head of hair. Well…, in a couple months when it grows in.

Twins Are Advancing In MLB Playoffs!

Twins Are Advancing In MLB Playoffs!

As you might have heard, the Twins won game two against the Toronto Blue Jays and are advancing in the ALDS round to play the Houston Astros. More importantly…Nick was right!

Leaf Blower Javelin

Leaf Blower Javelin

It’s that time of year, where we are all out in our yards doing yard work, and Nick told a great story about a leaf blower mishap.