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Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon

WWE owner Vince McMahon debuted a disturbing new look recently and we had some thoughts about it.

Abbreviations

Abbreviations

A member of the Brotherhood came up with a new name for Dana because of his love of abbreviations.

Bong Names

Bong Names

We were talking about weed in the Stupid News and one member of the Brotherhood shared the great name he gave his bong.

Text Messages

Text Messages

A man got in trouble for texting his ex-girlfriend over and over again, and we were wondering what the progression of those messages looked like.

Wrestling Gimmick

Wrestling Gimmick

It is WrestleMania week, so Nick told the story about one of the greatest local wrestling gimmicks he ever saw.

Drunk Softball

Drunk Softball

Nick shared a story about an amazing athletic feat his pitcher in beer league softball accomplished while absolutely hammered.

Dick Bremer

Dick Bremer

Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer is back on HAMS for another season. He shared an interesting idea of how he can help speed up the pace of play.

Tour

Tour

Josh’s buddy had him drive by someplace funny and it gave us a great idea for a brand new station event.

Food Injuries

Food Injuries

We got to talking about different ways we have injured ourselves with food and Josh talked about how one food in particular always got the best of him.

Funny Athlete Names

Funny Athlete Names

The category for Dad Fights 124 was ‘Athletes With Cool and Unique Names.’ After the contest, Nick rattled off a few we didn’t get to.

Chips & Dip

Chips & Dip

It is National Chips & Dip Day and Nick had a rather extreme plan if anyone ever brought dip to his house.

Batboys

Batboys

A new MLB rule could see some teenage batboys and batgirls getting in trouble this season.