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Workplace Rules

Workplace Rules

We got on the topic of stupid workplace rules that people have to deal with and one involves not saying the word “help.”

Mall of America

Mall of America

A survey showed that the MOA is one of the best malls to survive the zombie apocalypse and we picked what stores we’d hide out in.

Psychics

Psychics

We were reading creepy stories about psychics making predictions that came true, and then Wappel brought the house down with a great line.

Mister Rogers

Mister Rogers

March 20th would’ve been Mister Rogers’ 95th birthday and Dana shared how seeing a documentary about him in public was a bad idea.

DePaola’s Bagel & Brunch

DePaola’s Bagel & Brunch

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola was on the show Friday and we asked him about his new bagel shop in Maryland.

Loving Moment

Loving Moment

Nick & Josh shared a very loving moment on the show after Josh gave him a nice compliment.

Hard Launch

Hard Launch

There’s a new list of dating terms, and Ashley admitted she and her boyfriend pulled off a Hard Launch.

Vasectomy Madness

Vasectomy Madness

Dr. P Jesus joined us Monday and we got to talking about how this is a huge month for vasectomies. 

Car Theft

Car Theft

We were talking about having your car broken into and Josh revealed what his reaction would be if he saw it happen.

Drastic Measures

Drastic Measures

One father took some pretty extreme measures with his son’s BMW when he was mad at the kid.

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is having some relationship trouble right now and some members of the show could relate to his situation.

New Careers?

New Careers?

KARE 11’s Janel Klein and Josh are maybe thinking about a career change together.