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Vikings Clinch

Vikings Clinch

During sports with Randy Shaver we were talking about how the Vikings can clinch the division on Sunday and how that is confusing for some people.

Boring Person at Work

Boring Person at Work

Every workplace has someone who is determined to be the boring person and one person on our show very proudly claimed that title for themselves.

Andrew DePaola

Andrew DePaola

Minnesota Viking Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance on the show and told a great story about a fan in Buffalo wearing his jersey.

Are Women Messier Than Men?

Are Women Messier Than Men?

We were talking about how some people believe women are messier than men and a member of the Brotherhood had a great line about his girlfriend’s beauty products.

Jaw Wired Shut

Jaw Wired Shut

Wappel brought up the fact he had his jaw wired shut when he was younger and Nick & Josh had a few ideas of how it happened.

Killer Pets

Killer Pets

On the show Wednesday morning, we learned that our pets are out to kill us.

Fart Tape

Fart Tape

Nick brought up the time his Rod Stewart cassette tapes were stolen in high school and a member of the Brotherhood texted in a story about a fart tape and the hilarious place it ended up.

Deer Invader

Deer Invader

A deer busted into a Wisconsin home and caused some mayhem, which led to Ashley asking a really hilarious question.

Win-Win

Win-Win

Nick made a bold prediction for the Vikings season but says it is a win-win situation for him even if it doesn’t come true.

Cousins

Cousins

Minnesota Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance and he talked about Cousins’ shirtless celebration and if he would ever take his shirt off like that.

Uber Eats

Uber Eats

So, it looks like Uber Eats might be tracking how often you order something, and that has one member of the show a little worried.

Quiz Time

Quiz Time

We were taking a quiz about how well men know women, and as always, a member of the Brotherhood came through with an all-time great line.