We were going over some of the worst lies men have ever tried to tell women and we found one ridiculous story about what a guy tried to blame some hickies on.
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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights
Boiling Water
We talked about how a soccer player managed to burn himself somewhere delicate with boiling water, which led to Josh telling a funny story about his childhood.
Nipples
A woman was caught drugging guys in the bar in a very unique way, but Josh says he is too old to be fooled by it.
Getaway Car
A couple of real genius criminals broke the biggest rule (probably) about making a successful getaway.
Kids TV
Minnesota Viking Andrew DePaola was telling us about his three-year old daughter’s favorite TV shows and he got some sympathy and advice from the rest of us.
Burglar
Josh came up with a brilliant idea about what he will do if he ever wakes up and there is a burglar in his bedroom.
Destruction
We were talking about the worst property-damage kids have ever done and my god did the Brother/Sisterhood have some great stories.
Who Carries Who?
The Vikings traded for a guy from Iowa and it sparked a debate: Does Randy Shaver carry this show or do we carry him?
Berman Nicknames
We were talking about sports broadcasters and going over some of the all-time great Chris Berman nicknames. A listener dumped one on us that was absolutely brilliant.
Cooking
We were talking about cooking and Josh had a brilliant reason for not spending a lot of time cooking that actually makes a lot of sense.
Fishing
Nick told a story about how annoying Iowans used to be on the Canadian fishing trips he’d go on and Shaver tried to claim to be offended.
Grandfather Clocks
We got to talking about Grandfather Clocks and it reminded us of one thing our boss said is really missing from our program.