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Karate Lessons

Karate Lessons

Nick asked the group if any of us have ever tried karate and Ashley’s answer showed she misunderstood the question quite badly.

Dick in Cleveland

Dick in Cleveland

Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance and had a great zinger at the city of Cleveland after the latest road trip.

One Wish

One Wish

We were talking about what we would ask a genie for if we were granted one wish and Nick had an interesting thought about one of the wishes.

Bar Fight!

Bar Fight!

Wappel almost got into a scrap at a bar over the weekend and the Brother/Sisterhood reached out to say they have his back.

Bathroom Beatdowns

Bathroom Beatdowns

The city of LA is honoring the TV show Squid Game this weekend and it caused Josh to go down memory lane about getting beat up in bathrooms back in school. 

Emergency QB?

Emergency QB?

Our new friend Andrew DePaola of the Minnesota Vikings joined the show and we asked him if he is the team’s emergency QB since that was his high school/college position. 

Tattoo

Tattoo

We got to talking about tattoos and played some classic audio from one woman who did not handle the pain very well.

Who is Ashley’s Dad?

Who is Ashley’s Dad?

There was some speculation on the show Thursday morning how a member of the show might actually be Ashley’s father.

Life at 40

Life at 40

We found a list of things you should have supposedly accomplished by the time you’re 40 and it turns out we (and some of the members of the Brotherhood) aren’t doing too well.

Cousins’ Shirt

Cousins’ Shirt

Kirk Cousins had a truly awful shirt on during a press conference and we all shared some of our favorite jokes.

MLB Rule Changes

MLB Rule Changes

Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance on the show and had a great idea to tweak one of MLB’s upcoming rule changes.

Blood Pressure

Blood Pressure

Dr. P. Jesus was in-studio answering health questions and Wappel told a story about a ridiculous reason his blood pressure got so high at the doctor’s office.