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Chop Suey

Chop Suey

The show got a kick out of the way Kirk Cousins was yelling for the ball in the Vikings game, so we came up with an official anthem for the season.

Free Wings

Free Wings

A tragic buffalo wing-related story popped up in the Stupid News and Dana told a story about how his ex-wife bought him wings on Thursday night.

Job Perks

Job Perks

There is a new list of the Top 10 unique job perks people want in the US and we thought one of them about help getting laid was a bit odd.

Hidden Camera

Hidden Camera

There was a story in the Stupid News about finding a hidden camera in your bedroom and Josh had an idea of how he would handle that situation.

Two Partners

Two Partners

We somehow got on the topic of hooking up with more than one person in a day, so Josh asked if anyone on the show had ever pulled that off.

Ashley’s Ex-Boyfriend

Ashley’s Ex-Boyfriend

Ashley shared some interesting information this morning about how she used to date a member of the Minnesota Twins.

Teachers

Teachers

There’s a new list of things teachers used to be able to get away with back in the day and you won’t believe what one shop teacher did to a kid’s hat.

Dick Bremer’s Elementary School

Dick Bremer’s Elementary School

We were talking about the first day of school and Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer had a funny story about his unique elementary school.

First Kiss

First Kiss

We got to talking about our first kiss and Josh shared the unfortunate reason why it didn’t work out with him and the girl.

Taco Bell DJ

Taco Bell DJ

The Taco Bell nightclub came up on the show and Nick began imagining what the DJ at that place must be like. 

WWE Superstar Theory

WWE Superstar Theory

We had Theory from the WWE on the show Thursday and he told us about his awesome yet terrifying basement.

NFL Preseason

NFL Preseason

Normally on this show, we cannot stand NFL preseason games, but there is a wrinkle to the Vikings game on Saturday that has Josh all fired up.