We got to talking about how loud concerts can get, and that led to Wappel dropping one of the lamest jokes of all time on us.
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Mario’s Family Tree
National Mario Day is coming this week, so we did some research and learned some facts about Mario’s family tree.
Tommy, Rodney and Rehab
A story came out about former Viking quarterback Tommy Kramer going to rehab at the same time as Rodney Dangerfield and Nick shared his favorite Rodney one-liners.
Bosco Sticks?
While talking about one of our favorite topics (gas station food), we find out Ashley is deathly passionate about something called Bosco Sticks.
Awful Husband
A wife and husband are struggling to get pregnant and the wife’s sister offered to be a surrogate ,which led to the husband having the worst idea ever.
Brotherhood Eye Contact
We read a story about a simple test you can do to determine the size of your penis and it led to two members of the Brotherhood making awkward eye contact at a stoplight.
New Orleans Bachelor Party
Dana is going to a bachelor party in New Orleans and the rest of the show finds the guest list a bit odd.
Too Many Activities
It was a busy weekend for the HAMS crew and one member tried to squeeze too many activities into one day.
Ashley’s Eyes
Ashley told a bizarre story about how the doctors had to take her eyes out after she was born.
Knuckle Sandwich
Janel Klein of KARE 11 was hanging out with us and she said the most pure and innocent thing ever said on the Half-Assed Morning Show.
Sleeping on the Job
Some new stats came out about people falling asleep on the job and the Brother/Sisterhood had some classic stories about nodding off at work.
Near Burrito Disaster
Josh told a story about how he almost had an all-time disaster with a Chipotle burrito and gives tips on how to avoid it.