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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights

Ashley Wants to Hug Nick

Ashley Wants to Hug Nick

Nick was telling a story about his childhood that caused Ashley to say she wanted to give him a hug.

Wappel’s Grandma

Wappel’s Grandma

Wappel told a story about his grandma working as a switchboard operator and we dared the Brother/Sisterhood to find a way to make a dirty joke about it.

Josh Got a Cramp

Josh Got a Cramp

During Josh’s news segment he got an unexpected cramp in his thigh and things got hilarious.

Frozen Penis

Frozen Penis

We were kinda bored with the Winter Olympics. That was until a story came out about a skier suffering a frozen penis.

Not Enough Violence for Ashley

Not Enough Violence for Ashley

Squid Games was back in the news and we learned that even one of the most violent shows of all time was NOT violent enough to satisfy Ashley.

Wappel’s Waffles

Wappel’s Waffles

The topic of Wappel’s dream food truck Wappel’s Waffles came up Friday and we determined he is mature enough to finally pull it off.

Men of HAMS Sexy Calendar

Men of HAMS Sexy Calendar

The US Olympic bobsled team made a sexy calendar to raise money, so we wondered what a HAMS sexy calendar would look like.

We Got Machetes!

We Got Machetes!

A member of the Brotherhood who goes by Army Mailman Jesus surprised us with new machetes and we are very excited.

Josh Files a Complaint

Josh Files a Complaint

We had our friend Gordon Shank of the Minnesota State Patrol on the show and Josh had to file an official complaint against a State Trooper.

Savagery from the Sisterhood

Savagery from the Sisterhood

We played a round of Gimme Headlines with Janel Klein and a member of the Sisterhood took a hilarious jab at Dana

Grandpa Shaver!

Grandpa Shaver!

Randy Shaver of KARE 11 had some exciting news to share with the Brother/Sisterhood on Monday

Out of Rapper Names

Out of Rapper Names

A rapper in the news had a name so ridiculous, Nick decided we are officially out of names.