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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights

Wappel’s Bringing Sexy Back

Wappel’s Bringing Sexy Back

Wappel’s rendition of “SexyBack” during Dad Fights 69 + 8 brought the whole house down

Happy Birthday, HAMS!

Happy Birthday, HAMS!

A member of the Brotherhood pointed out today is HAMS’ 23rd birthday, so we did the math to figure out how old Shaver was when we started.

Walking In On Your Parents

Walking In On Your Parents

The topic of “walking in on” your parents came up during the show and a member of the Brotherhood had an all-timer that involved a camping trip.

Hooters on Valentine’s Day

Hooters on Valentine’s Day

We talked about a promo Hooters is doing to help people get revenge on their exes and get some free food out of the deal.

Mile High Club

Mile High Club

There is a new company in Vegas that will let you pay for a 45-minute flight to join the Mile High Club and Ashley thinks it is a bargain of a deal.

How Was The Biathlon Created?

How Was The Biathlon Created?

We got to talking about the Winter Olympics and Nick gave Wappel a history lesson on how the biathlon was created.

Worst Hangover Food

Worst Hangover Food

Nick recalled a legendary hangover story where he chose the worst possible food combination at the gas station.

Nick Rooted Against E.T.

Nick Rooted Against E.T.

We discovered Friday that Nick was actually rooting for the cops and scientists in the beloved film E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial.

Minnesota House Party

Minnesota House Party

If there was a giant Minnesota house party and each person there represented a different city, what kind of trouble would each city be getting into?

Ashley’s Cheese

Ashley’s Cheese

Ashley revealed how many Cheese on a Sticks she ate at the State Fair last year and it left us all stunned.

Who Doesn’t Know Ric Flair?

Who Doesn’t Know Ric Flair?

Janel Klein from KARE 11 joined the show Tuesday and we were shocked she had never heard of one of our most beloved celebrities.

The British Are Coming

The British Are Coming

We got a text Monday during the Stupid News that was so good we were considering just ending the show early.