Josh tells a story about an unexpected savage text message about his mother he got from Dana over the weekend.
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Play It Again Sports
This morning we found out that Ashley is basically running a used sports equipment store out of the backseat of her car.
Ashley vs. the Sun
Ashley says something dark, even for her standards, and it took the whole room by surprise.
Ashley’s Birthday
Vikings lineman Brian O’Neill joined the show. Ashley is going to be celebrating her birthday at the Vikes game on Sunday so we asked Brian to score a touchdown for her.
“Arm Barn”
PETA is upset with the name ‘bullpen’ in Major League Baseball and wants them to change it. You won’t believe the name they suggested. It also gave Josh a good idea for a new store.
Josh Folding Socks + Steven Wright
Everyone got a laugh out of Nick picturing the song Josh sings when he is folding his socks in his boxers.
We got into talking about legendary comedian Steven Wright and shared some of his jokes we like best.
Drunk Job Interviews
We got on the topic of going to job interviews while drunk and it turns out one member of the crew has experience in that field.
Colonoscopy
We talked colonoscopies with our guy Dr P. Jesus. A member of the Brotherhood shared his experience and it was an all-timer.
Getting High with Celebrities
Dusty Baker once shared a joint with Jimi Hendrix, so we got into the discussion of the celebrities that would be the most fun to get high with.
Board Games
We all shared our favorite board games and Randy Shaver brought up Uno Flip, but Josh has his own version of that game.
Cheese Man
Nick tells a classic story about how he became Cheese Man after too many beers at a party in St Cloud.
Stay Off My Yard
Josh has a neighbor who has a way-above-average amount of ‘Stay Off My Yard’ signs and that gave Josh a funny idea.