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Nipple

Nipple

Josh had an awkward encounter involving someone looking at his furnace and the word ‘nipple.’

TV Cheating

TV Cheating

Josh wanted to watch the movie Dune but had to wait for his wife. He has ‘TV Cheated’ in the past and has since learned his lesson.

Driving While Fluting

Driving While Fluting

A man was stopped for distracted driving and what he was doing was so impressive, we cannot decide if he should get a ticket or an award.

Sexiest Month to Be Born In

Sexiest Month to Be Born In

A new study ranked the months based on how sexy the people born in them are. Josh couldn’t believe his month wasn’t higher because of all the, uh, good looking celebrities born in March.

What Makes a Girl Sexy?

What Makes a Girl Sexy?

Wappel was asked what he thinks makes a girl sexy, and his answer was even better than you can imagine.

Sex Toys Banned in Thailand

Sex Toys Banned in Thailand

We discovered today that sex toys are banned in Thailand, and a member of the Brotherhood texted in with one place they definitely are NOT banned.

Zach Parise in New York

Zach Parise in New York

Our buddy Zach Parise checked in to tell us about life in New York and we told him how we are hopeful that New York won’t change him.

Mispronunciation

Mispronunciation

We all had a good laugh about Nick mispronouncing Hulu the other day and went down memory lane on some of the dumb slipups we have all had on the air.

Quitting Social Media

Quitting Social Media

A company is offering $2,500 to quit social media. Could you do it? One member of the show absolutely could not.

Opening Dangerous Text Messages

Opening Dangerous Text Messages

Sometimes you have to be careful who you open a text message around. Josh shares a story of a time a buddy pranked him while he was in line at Target

The Correct PB-Jelly Ratio

The Correct PB-Jelly Ratio

We were talking about the correct peanut butter to jelly ratio on a sandwich and it turns out some members of the Brotherhood are TOO TOUGH for PB&J.