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Testicular Scans

Testicular Scans

Nick, Josh, and a member of the Brotherhood compare their experiences getting an ultrasound on their testicles. Nick and Josh had very different experiences.

How We Know You’re High

How We Know You’re High

We were talking about signs people know you are stoned and a member of the Brotherhood had an all-timer about what he would do with his bills.

Last Parking Lot Fight?

Last Parking Lot Fight?

We were talking about parking lot brawls, so we asked Randy Shaver and Janel Klein the last time they threw down in the parking lot.

Sharpie Dongs

Sharpie Dongs

More and more men are getting “Brotox” done and Josh said there is a different procedure he wants done to his face from his days of passing out at keggers. 

Greatest Moment in Vikings History

Greatest Moment in Vikings History

We took time today to honor the 16-year anniversary of the greatest moment in Vikings history – The Lake Minnetonka Bang Boat

Scary Movies

Scary Movies

A group of scientists ranked the scariest movies by using heart rate monitors, but one member of the Brotherhood says there is nothing scarier than his mother-in-law merging on 494

Dick Bremer’s GPS Adventure

Dick Bremer’s GPS Adventure

Voice of the Minnesota Twins Dick Bremer joined us while on a road trip where his GPS somehow turned to Russian. 

Dr. P Loves Limp Bizkit

Dr. P Loves Limp Bizkit

It turns out our guy, Dr. P Jesus, is a big Limp Bizkit fan. Especially the Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water album. 

Ashley’s Brother

Ashley’s Brother

Ashley visited a haunted house over the weekend and gave the Brother/Sisterhood some expert advice. 

Klutz Moments

Klutz Moments

We got into a discussion about our biggest klutz moments and you won’t believe how a member of the Brotherhood managed to hit himself in the nuts.

Ashley Learns Her Shapes

Ashley Learns Her Shapes

Ashley has three questions she likes to ask people and none of us can believe these are questions she asks as an adult.