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Throwing Up in Sports

Throwing Up in Sports

The Minnesota Twins just signed a young pitcher off the Detroit Tigers waivers, Beau Burrows. If the name sounds familiar, it’s because we recently talked about him throwing up in his Major League debut.

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Dana as a Server

Dana as a Server

Earlier this week the we talked about if it was bad to break up with someone over the phone. A listener took a screenshot of a reservation at a restaurant with some notes for their anniversary dinner.

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Taking Them to Chili’s

Taking Them to Chili’s

A man broke up with his girlfriend by texting her! Not sure how long they were dating and that made HAMS think of how they’ve broken up with girls.

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Josh Fined on Flag Day

Josh Fined on Flag Day

June 14 is Flag Day. One year, on Flag Day, Josh wanted to show his American Pride! The HOA had other ideas.

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Most Misspelled Words

Most Misspelled Words

A new survey reveals the mostly commonly misspelled word in every state. If you thought you were bad at spelling, you might feel a little better hearing some of these words.

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Funny Bumper Stickers

Funny Bumper Stickers

Minnesota wasn’t ranked high on the list of horniest states and Josh thought of a way to get the numbers up. Bumper stickers.

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Summer Penis

Summer Penis

Good news guys! Summer penis is back! People magazine wrote an article a couple of years back which said in hot summers (like now) men’s penises look bigger than normal!

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Getting Out of Responsibilites

Getting Out of Responsibilites

We know Nick and Josh love getting out of prior engagements. Now we get to hear from The Brotherhood about what responsibilities they get out of and how they did it.

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Not Caring

Not Caring

Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler is going to be a butcher! He’s starting a monthly meat subscription with a well-known butcher.

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Josh & Nick Life Goals Rap

Josh & Nick Life Goals Rap

After being involved in a devil’s three-way, a man jumped from a 7th story balcony and died. He’s a rapper and his wife was in the apartment complex looking for him. What did he rap about? Life goals!

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