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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights

Wappel’s Prom

Wappel’s Prom

We hopped in our time machine and went back to our proms. You think it would be fairly normal, but not on this show!

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Dick’s Bench Clearing Story

Dick’s Bench Clearing Story

The Twins keep losing and need to turn that around. Randy Shaver says they need a spark, and Dick Bremer discusses an old Twins bench (singular) clearing brawl.

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Josh Saw Trooper Shank at the Auto Show

Josh Saw Trooper Shank at the Auto Show

You’ll never believe it, but Josh got out of the house and went to the Auto Show! While he was walking around, he saw our guy Lieutenant Gordan Shank with the Minnesota State Patrol and had to say hi!

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Randy Remembers Jerry Burns

Randy Remembers Jerry Burns

If you haven’t heard the news yet, legendary Vikings coach Jerry Burns passed away at the age of 94. He was beloved by many and you probably have heard his famous press conference.

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Tippers?

Tippers?

We went over a list from Reddit that asked why your penis can be so annoying. Dana’s response to one of them almost landed him back in the unemployment line!

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Josh’s Favorite News Story of the Day

Josh’s Favorite News Story of the Day

At 7am every morning, Josh does his award-winning news report that no one can rival in the state! Today, he was especially excited to get to his news for his story of the day…or week.

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Naked Nerf

Naked Nerf

In Wisconsin, a town is having trouble. So, the police in the area went online and made a post to have students stop playing Nerf…naked!

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House Pet Destruction

House Pet Destruction

There was a stroy in the Stupid News about a bad boy who ate things around the house. That sparked interest in the Brotherhood and they started telling their stories.

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Hugging Your Dad

Hugging Your Dad

There’s a show on TLC called sMothered which takes a look at families that might be a little too close. That got Nick and Josh thinking about how they were raised.

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Dana Brings Great Shame

Dana Brings Great Shame

Yesterday, Dana took on a listener in a trivia contest about The Fast and The Furious. They both said they know a lot about the movie franchise, but Dana lost (pretty badly). Now everyone feels this loss.

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Big Nose, Big Hose

Big Nose, Big Hose

A new study came out that revealed if a man has a big nose, he must be packing some heat downstairs!

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